if you came over unexpectedly

alright folks, it's about to get pretty real up in here. hope you all can handle it. so let's begin.

if you came over unexpectedly, i would warmly greet you at the door, while sweating nervously. 'oh hi there, um glad that you visited?'




if you came over unexpectedly, my kids would run up to you either shirtless or with only one sock on. I think i may have missed the memo on this being cool. what gives, really?

if you came over unexpectedly, i would not be strutting the latest J.Crew fashion but would be wearing my favorite super old jeans and an over sized t-shirt.

if you came over unexpectedly, i would awkwardly invite you to sit on my ugly couches that my husband picked out. I've hated them since the time they were delivered to my door.

if you came over unexpectedly, my kids would try to interrupt our conversation every five minutes to show you all their Lego creations.

if you came over unexpectedly, my kitchen would be clean because i'm pretty ocd about that, but my floors would probably need a good mopping. hopefully you wouldn't comment on that.

if you came over unexpectedly, i'd ask you to keep your shoes on. stepping on a stray lego is less painful that way and you wouldn't have to sue me.

if you came over unexpectedly, you'd probably yell from the guest bathroom for some toilet paper since the one there is probably soaking nicely in the sink.

if you were to come over, the neighbor kid would be knocking non stop until someone opened the door.

if you were to come over unexpectedly, i'd probably bribe you to stay for a while since having another adult during the daytime to keep me from pulling my hair out is always a good idea.

but above all the craziness and mess, if you were to come over unexpectedly we'd have the best girl talk and lots of laughs.

what craziness would i find if i came over unexpectedly?

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